I hope none of you object to this cover
Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
This is the best thing since Feregi Anti-Strip Clubs.
Imagine Klingons experimenting with the missionary position and it being RIDICULOUSLY hot because of how horrendously scandalous it is
The Requiem of Shield Knight
Temple Grounds, Agon Wastes, Torvus Bog, Sanctuary Fortress - Metroid Prime 2
"the average captain can save 2 people in 12 minutes" factoid actualy a statiscal error. average captain can save 0 people in 12 minutes. georg kirk, who was captain of a starship for 12 minutes and save 800 people including urself and ur mother, was an outlier and should not be counted.
|5, 90, 78, 11, 6, 55, 46, 18, 17, 20, 32, 80? :)|
55 and 18 are answered ~
The person I “like” lives a very long way away from me so I have not exactly had the chance to hang out with them.
Daft Punk probably
uhhhhhhhh ??? dunno
this semester actually. and working on my book. also skyrim.
Sorta, I was skyping with Bram until way past my bedtime so as soon as that was over I went to bed and slept almost immediately
I have five friends that I feel pretty free to talk to about whatever.
I’m from the Southern US of fucking COURSE I prefer cold tea.
|88, 63, 42, 30, 10, 2, 1,|
Nope. Not ruling it out for the future tho
an Elton John tribute artist. he was really fuckin good actually.
Yes, I have, an ex I still consider a pretty good friend.
|55, 62, 79|
usually nothing tbh
Farewell concert for the band I managed.
|18, 12, 14, 22, 92|
like yesterday tbh
NO BUT I NEED TO INVEST IN THAT
Most likely either new earbuds or a cool hat.
Okay so you know that aquarium ad that circulates tumblr all the time that has the person holding up two fingers and is like “guess what’s coming?”? That’s an ad for a shark-petting thing and I’ve been to that section of that aquarium numerous times, so even though that’s not the same as SWIMMING with them, I’m pretty comfortable around sharks by now.