big nerd

Hey, I'm Nathan. Devoted novelist, math geek, and gamer. I post a lot of Deep Space Nine, Pokémon, and Ace Attorney. Expect a healthy side helping of Zelda and Homestuck.

Artist: kazoo-goddess
Track Name: "Cornered! (kazoo)"
Played: 8370 times


I hope none of you object to this cover



Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.

"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".

"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"

This is the best thing since Feregi Anti-Strip Clubs.

Imagine Klingons experimenting with the missionary position and it being RIDICULOUSLY hot because of how horrendously scandalous it is

Artist: Alex Roe
Track Name: "'Catch Me'"
Played: 420 times

The Requiem of Shield Knight

(Source: femnoiz)


Temple Grounds, Agon Wastes, Torvus Bog, Sanctuary Fortress - Metroid Prime 2


"the average captain can save 2 people in 12 minutes" factoid actualy a statiscal error. average captain can save 0 people in 12 minutes. georg kirk, who was captain of a starship for 12 minutes and save 800 people including urself and ur mother, was an outlier and should not be counted.


5, 90, 78, 11, 6, 55, 46, 18, 17, 20, 32, 80? :)

55 and 18 are answered ~

Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

The person I “like” lives a very long way away from me so I have not exactly had the chance to hang out with them.

Opinions on sex before marriage?


Who would you like to see in concert?

Daft Punk probably

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

uhhhhhhhh ??? dunno

What are you excited for?

this semester actually. and working on my book. also skyrim.

Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Sorta, I was skyping with Bram until way past my bedtime so as soon as that was over I went to bed and slept almost immediately

Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

I have five friends that I feel pretty free to talk to about whatever.

Are you starting to realize anything?

Not really.

Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?


Hot tea or cold tea?

I’m from the Southern US of fucking COURSE I prefer cold tea.

88, 63, 42, 30, 10, 2, 1,

Ever had plastic surgery?

Nope. Not ruling it out for the future tho

First concert?

an Elton John tribute artist. he was really fuckin good actually.

Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?


Does everyone deserve a second chance?

For sure.

What is the last beverage you had?

Cherry Coke

You talked to an ex today, correct?

Yes, I have, an ex I still consider a pretty good friend.

Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?


55, 62, 79

Favorite type of fruit pie?


What do you wear to bed?

usually nothing tbh

What was the last concert you saw?

Farewell concert for the band I managed.

18, 12, 14, 22, 92

The last time you felt broken?

like yesterday tbh

Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?


What are you going to spend money on next?

Most likely either new earbuds or a cool hat.

Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Okay so you know that aquarium ad that circulates tumblr all the time that has the person holding up two fingers and is like “guess what’s coming?”? That’s an ad for a shark-petting thing and I’ve been to that section of that aquarium numerous times, so even though that’s not the same as SWIMMING with them, I’m pretty comfortable around sharks by now.

Do you want to get married?

Someday yeah.


Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I generally carry a pencil with me wherever I go tbh